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Wednesday, February 01, 2012

"Asparamancer"

Some crazy Brit chick claims she can use asparagus as divination tools - like chicken bones, only twice as disgusting. (Seriously, does anyone voluntarily eat asparagus? I'm pretty sure I could pull a weed from my back yard and get the same taste.)

"It might sound silly to some people..."


No, you've gone way beyond silly. You've moved firmly into Retarded territory.

On the plus side, I know what I'll name my next MMO character.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:41

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