Dumb Blonde Tricks

This post is just in case you require further evidence that Ellen Degeneres is an idiot of the first stripe. Yeah, I know; probably not. But there may be some lucky person out there who hasn't heard of her -- who won't be so lucky any more after reading this... Anyhow, she and her "partner" are now marketing vegan dog food. Yeah.

Hey, Ellen: see those sharp, pointy teeth on your puppy? Those are for ripping other animals apart prior to consumption, you ignorant slut. That's because dogs are CARNIVORES, you ignorant slut. That means they eat meat, you ignorant slut.

You ignorant slut.