Apathy Curve: Blame it on Chris

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Friday, October 14, 2011

Blame it on Chris

You've probably heard of the Little Ice Age, the pattern of exceptionally cold weather that occurred between the Medieval Climate Optimum and the Industrial Revolution. You also probably believe it was the result of well-documented natural climate cycles of the planet -- but I'm here to tell you that you're wrong.

Christopher Columbus caused it. Yep, it's those damned middle-aged white males again, screwing up everything in the entire universe.

Does this mean that global warming is actually the result of all that hot air Al Gore is constantly spewing out of his cake receptacle?

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Labels: hysteria

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