Apathy Curve: Clown Show

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Friday, November 19, 2010

Clown Show

Surprise!

"This character in a clown mask threw open my bathroom door. I was on the commode. So, it was kind of a surprise,” 70-year-old Jacqueline Cutright said.

Cory Buckley, 20, of Akron had a knife and got into Cutright’s home through a basement window, according to Akron police officers.

Cutright said the suspect made off with $28, about $1,000 worth of costume jewelry and her Ford Escort last Saturday.

Cutright said she thought about taking out the suspect herself but then thought better of it.

"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him, but I thought, ‘No, he's faster than I am.’ So, I more or less just sat there on the lid.”

Beware 70-year old ninjas. They'll take your ass out... eventually.

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