Fuck Mohammed

A few of us here at the office wanted to send a care package with some useful items to a co-worker's son in Afghanistan. (A point of information: cookies and toothbrushes are most definitely NOT on an infantryman's "useful items" list. Try cigarettes, dip, liquor, porn mags and toilet paper.) Anyhow, here's just a few of the things not allowed to be mailed to American servicemen in-theater in Iraq or Afghanistan:

* Any matter depicting nude or seminude persons

* Bulk quantities of religious materials contrary to the Islamic faith.

* Pork or pork by-products.

That's the religion of peace and tolerance at work. We fight their wars and sacrifice our sons for them, and they repay us with an erect finger.

I don't care for any of the religions -- they're all puerile fantasies to me -- but I have learned to truly despise Islam. It's the worst of a bad lot. And I remind everyone that it is perfectly possible to drill for oil through a layer of glass.