Apathy Curve: Weathermen are useless

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Weathermen are useless

A weatherman gets hit by a bus. He didn't see that coming, either.

Seriously, do they ever get anything right? Parents, tell your college-bound kids to study meteorology; it's the only profession where you can be consistently wrong and not lose your job.

These slack-jawed pickers of other people's noses can't tell me what's going to happen 12 hours from now with anything resembling accuracy. Yet they want me to believe they can forecast the temperature (to single degree tolerance, no less!) a hundred years from now? Yeah, right. They couldn't correctly predict the weather even if they had a fucking time machine.

Useless dullards, the lot of 'em.

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