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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Walk like an Egyptian

Prancin':

Orland Park Police said Sheryl A. Urzedowski seemed to believe she was supposed to walk as though she was a model, during her...sobriety test at the intersection of 159th Street and Wolf Road.

"She walked up and down the line with hands on her hips three additional times," police wrote in the incident report.

She also pleaded with the arresting officer to read her "the Amanda rights"


That's actually a little-known law which forbids torture of suspects by forcing them to listen to a really bad Boston song.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:56

1 Comments:

Blogger davis14633 said...

When I had someone that I knew was gong to pass the sobriety tests and I was in a Jocular mood, I would have them perform one last walk on a straight line with one little twist. They had to place their left hand on their left hip and hold their right hand up like they had a tray on it then walk a straight line.....(visualize it) ya, it was pretty funny, but they were so happy to be going home they never even noticed what we had them doing :)
I know, I'm terrible blah blah blah. Don't care made me laugh.

13:02  

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