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Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Polly want a pellet?

Squawk!

A 67-year-old Randolph man has been accepted into a special probation program in Morris County for shooting his family's 20-year-old African gray parrot to death with a pellet gun last year.

Zeglin was intoxicated when he shot Mikey on June 7, 2009, because the parrot distracted him with its squawks as Zeglin watched a NASCAR race on television.


Got what it deserved, you ask me. Annoying fucking birds.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 11:09

2 Comments:

Blogger Morlock Banduar said...

Distracted him from a NASCAR race? Well, if he missed anything, I think I can fill in the gap: they all turned left again.

12:42  
Blogger Fundy said...

Hey now Morlock they do crash from time to time.

00:45  

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