iPorn
Um...ick?!
*snicker*
Well, "Teagan," you'll just have to improvise, overcome, and adapt. There are billions of dollars waiting to be made for the porn industry pimps. So quit yer whinin' and figure out the solution, before Daddy-O Pinkfeather comes to your pad with his bitch slappin' hand a-twitchin'.
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****-tip to Kirk M.
[When] Apple launched the iPhone 4 and its FaceTime videoconference feature, it didn't take long for adult-entertainment companies to develop video-sex chat services and start hiring workers through Craigslist.
With more than 3 million of the phones already sold, the adult industry stands to make big money on this new way to reach out and touch someone...
*snicker*
"You can have the phone on your face, or other body parts, but not both at the same time," said Teagan Presley, who acts in adult films and performs in video chats. "Most customers want the full package, and it's going to be difficult holding a phone."
Well, "Teagan," you'll just have to improvise, overcome, and adapt. There are billions of dollars waiting to be made for the porn industry pimps. So quit yer whinin' and figure out the solution, before Daddy-O Pinkfeather comes to your pad with his bitch slappin' hand a-twitchin'.
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****-tip to Kirk M.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:13
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