Weapon Identification
Squirt-for-brains:
That's a shame. They should have arrested the moron who reported it...
Super Soaker
Assault Rifle
I don't care if you're a color blind, one-eyed pacifist with a neurotic fear of loud noises, there is NO WAY you could mistake those two items. I don't know if it's possible to bludgeon someone senseless using a plastic water gun, but I'd be willing to conduct field trials if they can find the dipshit with the phone.
Police responding to a report of a driver brandishing a gun in southeastern Minnesota found themselves in extreme danger - of getting wet.
When police pulled over and searched the vehicle in the port city of Duluth on Monday, they found only several "Super Soaker" squirt guns on the back seat
The Duluth News Tribune reports that no arrests were made.
That's a shame. They should have arrested the moron who reported it...
I don't care if you're a color blind, one-eyed pacifist with a neurotic fear of loud noises, there is NO WAY you could mistake those two items. I don't know if it's possible to bludgeon someone senseless using a plastic water gun, but I'd be willing to conduct field trials if they can find the dipshit with the phone.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 15:37
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