Apathy Curve: Shock the Streaker

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Shock the Streaker

Thatsa taserin'!

Two car chases, a totaled police cruiser and an extended foot pursuit of a naked woman through sagebrush finally ended with a Taser being used to subdue her.

“A man was outside his vehicle on [State Road] 111 putting up home business signs when this woman pulled up next to him, got out of her vehicle, naked, and stole his car and drove off,” said West Valley City police Capt. Tom McLachlan.

Initially, the report was filed with police in neighboring West Jordan at about 5 a.m. Tuesday.

“Of course, there was no clothing description available,” McLachlan said.

AhhhHHHH-hahaha-haaaaa

It's Captain Comedy! Tell us another, Cap'n!

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