Jesus drives a Vega?
Remember the giant Jesus that went up in smoke after a lightning strike? Well, PETA wants to build them another monster-sized Jesus...
PETA nuts teaming with Jesus freaks... Wouldn't that spontaneously create a giant black hole of irrationality and suck us all into a Mel Brooks movie or something?
Officials at Solid Rock Church, where a 62-foot statue of Jesus burned down because of a lightning strike, have declined an offer from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to rebuild it with a vegan message.
PETA representatives suggested via a faxed letter to the church that, in exchange for a grant, Jesus would be built with a lamb in his arms and a message inscribed on the statue: “Blessed Are the Merciful. Go Vegan.”
"I think everyone would agree that Jesus would be horrified by the cruelty that we inflict today on animals simply to satisfy our addiction to the taste of their flesh and milk, especially when so many healthful vegan options are readily available."
PETA nuts teaming with Jesus freaks... Wouldn't that spontaneously create a giant black hole of irrationality and suck us all into a Mel Brooks movie or something?
posted by Jar(egg)head at 14:13
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GENESIS 4:3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
4:4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
4:5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
I guess that means God likes meat.
And Solid Rock Church might want to consider building the next effigy out of...SOLID ROCK, and not flammable fiberglass.
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