Apathy Curve: Potty Head

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Monday, June 28, 2010

Potty Head

Assault with a deadly commode:

A family argument turned violent Saturday when a woman took a ceramic toilet lid and swung it at her cousin's head, police said.

After she missed, Angelic Innamorato, 28, pointed a black revolver at her cousin, said she was going to kill him and stole his wallet, a New Port Richey police report states. She fled around 7:30 a.m. from his room at the River Side Inn.

Innamorato told officers who responded to her Ridge Crest Drive home that she had indeed picked up the toilet lid, but only to look for her keys.

Her keys?! Okay... That's not generally the first place I look when I lose my keys, but you never know where the sneaky little bastards might get off to...

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