GFWL = Twitville

I've had it up my metaphorical eyebrows with the arrogant kiddies on the Games for Windows Live matchmaking service. Dawn of War 2 is a great game, and one I'd love to play online more, but there's a problem. When setting up a match via GFWL's monumentally retarded roll-the-dice system, I invariably get a match with either: a) an arrogant 14-year old prick hyped on Jolt cola with the reaction speed of a cobra and the social skills of cave-bred mongoloid; or b) someone who concedes the match at the start and drops because you're "not up to their skill level."

So, if any of our regular readers -- who possess an immeasurably higher level of maturity simply by virtue of reading this -- would like a DoW2 match, please drop me an email and I'll send you my GFWL handle. Otherwise, I suppose I'll go on losing to the computer, which is about as much fun as a storm bolter enema.

NOTE - I pretty well suck at RTS, so it'll likely be an easy win for you. I just love the Warhammer 40,000 universe. I find it as irresistible as moths find flame -- and in the case of RTS games, with approximately the same end results.