Apathy Curve: What was that bump?

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

What was that bump?

Sorry, honey...

Sandy Telford ran over her husband, Terry, as she backed down the driveway... Not realizing what she had done, Telford then drove her car forward, running over him again.

"We are treating it as an accident," a police spokesman told the newspaper.

Indeed. An "accident." *wink-wink*

Ambulance authorities said the husband suffered moderate head, chest and back injuries...

What exactly is involved in becoming an authority on ambulances? Do you have to be able to identify various models on sight? "Ah, yes... That's a fine specimen of the rare American General dually with the triple-element strobes and variable-frequency, redundant-double-siren system. Quick, snap a photo before it sees us!"

I know what's required to become an "editing authority" for Reuters: nothing.

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