Apathy Curve: Hard Up In Detroit

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Monday, October 12, 2009

Hard Up In Detroit

No more pills for you:

Viagra and pornography are not staples on the government's food stamp list. But authorities say a Detroit liquor store supplied them during a series of illegal deals.

Food stamp recipients would get cash from the store in exchange for swiping larger amounts off their electronic cards. The store would then be reimbursed by the U.S. Agriculture Department.

And in some transactions, the government says the store provided informants Viagra, liquor and porn in exchange for swiping about $2,000 off food stamp cards.

The last thing that should be distributed in Detroit is Viagra. How 'bout free vasectomies, instead? But since the ACLU and NAACP would scream foul about that, I'd settle for two weeks of round-the-clock carpet bombing.

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