Send in the Clowns
Just when you thought that the circus called NASA couldn't get any sillier...
NASA has become like that embarrassing family member with whom you won't be seen in public. You know the one: untreated Tourette's syndrome, jeans that haven't been washed in two weeks, and a habit of starting religious discussions with random strangers. The one who flips off cops when he's riding shotgun in your car. The one, in short, who is desperate for attention because he knows he's become redundant and burdensome.
Dear NASA: GO. AWAY.
Also: Twitter is fucking retarded. I don't "twitter," I write. So stop sending invites or I'll blow up your fucking house.
NASA, which has tiptoed into the new world of social media with Twittering astronauts and Facebooking rovers, is taking the next step with an invitation-only outreach to "the twedia" to cover a space shuttle launch.
NASA has become like that embarrassing family member with whom you won't be seen in public. You know the one: untreated Tourette's syndrome, jeans that haven't been washed in two weeks, and a habit of starting religious discussions with random strangers. The one who flips off cops when he's riding shotgun in your car. The one, in short, who is desperate for attention because he knows he's become redundant and burdensome.
Dear NASA: GO. AWAY.
Also: Twitter is fucking retarded. I don't "twitter," I write. So stop sending invites or I'll blow up your fucking house.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:12
1 Comments:
Conan O'Brian did a joke last night that said "In the future, Face book, Twitter and Youtube will form a mega time wasting company called "YOU TWITFACE"
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