Once Bitten...

...is more than enough:

A Singapore woman who hired a private detective to probe her husband's suspected infidelities got more than sufficient material for a divorce...

According to reports in China Press and, we kid you not, the Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was orally pleasuring her boss in a parked car in a Singapore park when the vehicle was hit by a reversing van.

Of course you can see where this is, ah... heading...

The investigator recounted: "...there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood."

Hrm. Pretty sure that wasn't her scream. It just sounded womanly -- and quite properly, I think, given the circumcis-- er, circumstances.

[An] ambulance...whisked the victim to hospital. The woman "later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ."

Hey, she gave it back! Downright civil of her, that was. All in a day's excitement in good ol' Sin Chew, I suppose.