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Friday, April 24, 2009

Use the Farce

Jedi mindless clique:

[Pam] Fleming, a beat officer who has patrolled the mean streets of Glasgow for the past 23 years, stepped proudly forward today - light sabre in hand - to say ’I’m a Jedi and I’m proud’.

She even admits to using Jedi mind tricks during interviews with suspects in ’an effort to achieve the truth’.

Fleming...is one of 10 police workers - eight of them officers - at Strathclyde Police who have listed their religion as Jedi


Wow, that's some really effective psychological screening they have at the Strathclyde Police Academy.

The Jedi religion...has more than 400,000 members in the UK


Lessee, now... If I can get ten bucks a month out of 10% of them... I think I may have finally discovered my long-sought scam. L. Ron Hubbard was on to something.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 11:08

1 Comments:

Anonymous Banduar said...

It sure beats The Religion Of Peace (TM)

"Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side of the force are they."There is more moral value in that one statement than the entire Qur'an.

Anyway, there is no denying that lightsabres are way cooler than burkas.

13:55  

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