No Wild Boars...

Tortured:

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, were given a signed photo of Saddam Hussein by US Marines after the former Iraqi leader was shown their movie in prison.

During his captivity, US Marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the move [sic] South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series.

Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo... "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. Its one of our biggest highlights.

"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie.

"Over and over again – which is a pretty funny thought.

"That's really adding insult to injury."

Undoubtedly the ACLU will file, on behalf of the deceased monster, posthumous charges of cruel and unusual punishment against the United States Marine Corps. Which is amusing, inasmuch as I consider the ACLU to be cruel and unusual.

And of course we must have the obligatory South Park movie quote...

[addressing the damned]

Hell Director: Hello newcomers, and welcome. Can everybody hear me? Hello?

[taps microphone]

Hell Director: Can everybody... ok. Um, I am the Hell Director. Uh, it looks like we have 8,615 of you newbies today. And for those of you who are a little confused: uh, you are dead, and this is Hell. So abandon all hope and yadda-yadda-yadda. Uh, we are now going to start the orientation process which will last about--

Protestant: Hey, wait a minute. I shouldn't be here, I was a totally strict and devout Protestant. I thought we went to heaven.

Hell Director: Yes, well, I'm afraid you are wrong.

Soldier: I was a practicing Jehovah's Witness.

Hell Director: Uh, you picked the wrong religion as well.

Man from Crowd: Well who was right? Who gets in to Heaven?

Hell Director: I'm afraid it was the Mormons. Yes, the Mormons were the correct answer.

The Damned: Awwww...