Apathy Curve: Take a Village

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Take a Village

For sale:

An entire English village, complete with 22 houses and cottages, two blacksmiths and a cricket pitch, goes on sale this week.

Oooh! Can we put in a bid, dear? I've always wanted a blacksmith. I promise to feed them and make them bathe on a regular basis.

"It would be nice if somebody bought the estate and lived here and was Lord of the Manor to be quite honest, that's the general consensus of everyone in the village," said Colin Boast, one of the village's two blacksmiths.

Hrm. 'Lord Jeffery the Overbearing'... I like the sound of that. "Bloody peasants! Work harder, you layabout lack-wits! Castellan, fetch my torturer."

I could be petty and callous and sniping any time I fe-- Oh. Right.

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