Seeds of destruction
For when the paranoia finally gets to you and you buy that survivalist plot in Montana, you will need to stock up.
That's right, if the Illuminati take over, or a giant plague/meteor, or the dead rise from the grave, you need to be able to supply yourself.
After you clear the land, till it up, plant the seeds, protect from varmits, pests, and poachers, then you get FOOD!(All of this by hand because gas will be in short supply)
And how much does this peace of mind cost you? Just a mere $129 gets you a pvc pipe full of seeds.That's $120.00 off the regular price that he would charge FEMA! So you better act or you won't get your super seeds.
I do have one question though? What are you supposed to eat the three months it takes your crops to grow?
New Survival Seed Bank Lets You Plant A Full Acre Crisis Garden!
That's right, if the Illuminati take over, or a giant plague/meteor, or the dead rise from the grave, you need to be able to supply yourself.
First, you need to have the peace of mind knowing that if things were to get scary, that you and your family could still eat. Listen: having enough non-hybrid seeds to plant an acre or two could be the difference between life and death. With our new “Survival Seed Bank,” growing your own survival food becomes easy.
After you clear the land, till it up, plant the seeds, protect from varmits, pests, and poachers, then you get FOOD!(All of this by hand because gas will be in short supply)
And how much does this peace of mind cost you? Just a mere $129 gets you a pvc pipe full of seeds.That's $120.00 off the regular price that he would charge FEMA! So you better act or you won't get your super seeds.
I do have one question though? What are you supposed to eat the three months it takes your crops to grow?
posted by davis14633 at 06:37
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"What are you supposed to eat the three months it takes your crops to grow?"
Dead liberals.
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