Apathy Curve: Supplicatin' for Scratch

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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Supplicatin' for Scratch

Cue Janis Joplin:

A $1 million bank deposit slip wish by a Longview minister to pay for a new church came true — and then some. The Rev. Thomas McDaniels of LifeBridge Christian Center said a businessman, who chooses to remain anonymous, wrote him a $1.5 million check.

McDaniels described on Monday how in January 2007 he took a bank deposit slip and wrote $1 million, "meaning that one day someone would give us a million dollar gift."

McDaniels says, in these economic times, that "the Lord wanted to show his power."

I'd try this, but I'm reliably informed by fellow Apathetics that I'm an unspeakable heathen and apostate, fit only as a moving target for well-placed bolts of Wrathful Smiting™ and Righteous Vengeance™.

Now maybe if I sacrificed a goat and wrote the deposit slip in blood...

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