Interface Idiocy
Think the new iGoogle interface sucks flaming donkey dicks? Convinced the interface programmers at Google have been replaced by a room full of lobotomized, crack-smoking monkeys with masturbatory addictions? You aren't alone. Fortunately, a solution is at hand: Bookmark this as your iGoogle; it's the old interface.
Among other things, it gets rid of that stupid, retarded, idiotic, dumb, bad, wrong "Home" tab which is now sticking off the left side of your iGoogle page and soaking up an irritatingly huge expanse of screen real estate. It's exiled back to the top where it belongs. The old (better) interface also takes you straight to the full gmail client if you click on an email, instead of interposing the ridiculous and useless "lite" mail interface -- which was undoubtedly the crowning achievement of the chief of the Crack-Smoking Masturbatory Monkey Tribe.
Did I mention that using the link gets rid of that stupid, retarded, idiotic, dumb, bad, wrong "Home" tab which is sticking out from the left side of the page like a carbuncle on a cow’s ass? Stupidstupidstupid tab. Whoever did that should be soundly beaten with dead cats then tossed into a septic tank before being demoted to assistant janitor monkey.
*huff*
Where're my hypertension pills at, Ma?
Among other things, it gets rid of that stupid, retarded, idiotic, dumb, bad, wrong "Home" tab which is now sticking off the left side of your iGoogle page and soaking up an irritatingly huge expanse of screen real estate. It's exiled back to the top where it belongs. The old (better) interface also takes you straight to the full gmail client if you click on an email, instead of interposing the ridiculous and useless "lite" mail interface -- which was undoubtedly the crowning achievement of the chief of the Crack-Smoking Masturbatory Monkey Tribe.
Did I mention that using the link gets rid of that stupid, retarded, idiotic, dumb, bad, wrong "Home" tab which is sticking out from the left side of the page like a carbuncle on a cow’s ass? Stupidstupidstupid tab. Whoever did that should be soundly beaten with dead cats then tossed into a septic tank before being demoted to assistant janitor monkey.
*huff*
Where're my hypertension pills at, Ma?
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:54
2 Comments:
Now, you weren't very clear about how you feel about the new Google, but I get the feeling that you may be displeased with some of the new features that have been added. From what I can tell, and I'm just guessing here, you do not like the placement of the home tab.
I also got the feeling that you felt the design team lacked the skill and knowledge to update the browser and web pages. Personally I think they just did it because they hate you as a person, and knew that such a change would make you unhappy. But that is just me and not the paranoid ravings of someone who is off his lithium at the moment.
I'm glad someone understands. If you see them, try to delay them. Best if you not know where I'm going...
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