"the Powers That Be have given the task of developing a contemporary version of the 1982 Disney movie to commercial director Joseph Kosinski, who is also scheduled to helm the 'Logan’s Run' remake."
"Logan's Run" as well? Anything else from my childhood you'd like to take a big runny dump on, Hollywood?
I assume that by "commercial director" they mean he directs television advertisements. Well, why not? He can't possibly do any worse than the pack of clowns who've spent the last decade disguising regurgitated elephant feces as 'blockbusters.' I mean, if Uwe Boll and J.J. Abrams get to direct for the silver screen, we may as well let Wal-Mart greeters be executive producers.
Why can't the terrorists destroy something we can all agree on... like Hollywood.
Oh, give them time. They are so bankrupt of ideas, they even make movies about toys. They are remaking He-Man. HE-MAN! WTH! I mean, I guess it is because the first one did so well(note sarcasm), the need for a remake was deemed necessary. I have even heard rumors of a Smurf movie. Wargames can't be far behind.
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"the Powers That Be have given the task of developing a contemporary version of the 1982 Disney movie to commercial director Joseph Kosinski, who is also scheduled to helm the 'Logan’s Run' remake."
"Logan's Run" as well? Anything else from my childhood you'd like to take a big runny dump on, Hollywood?
I assume that by "commercial director" they mean he directs television advertisements. Well, why not? He can't possibly do any worse than the pack of clowns who've spent the last decade disguising regurgitated elephant feces as 'blockbusters.' I mean, if Uwe Boll and J.J. Abrams get to direct for the silver screen, we may as well let Wal-Mart greeters be executive producers.
Why can't the terrorists destroy something we can all agree on... like Hollywood.
They had just best keep their filthy hands off "Wargames"...that's all I'm saying.
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Oh, give them time. They are so bankrupt of ideas, they even make movies about toys. They are remaking He-Man. HE-MAN! WTH! I mean, I guess it is because the first one did so well(note sarcasm), the need for a remake was deemed necessary. I have even heard rumors of a Smurf movie. Wargames can't be far behind.
They should make a snuff movie -- involving every actor in Hollywood. Now that'd be entertainment!
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