Ostrich State
The man masquerading as the Republican governor of California has ordered his docile automatons to prepare for rising sea levels caused by global warming.
Yes, that's a great idea. They should also start preparing for the alien invasion and the sudden spike in unicorn births. Oh, and never mind that gigantic crack in the earth that's about to drop half the state into the Pacific...
"Tremor? What tremor? I don't feel anything."
I thought they were considered the Giant Granola Bar.
Yes, that's a great idea. They should also start preparing for the alien invasion and the sudden spike in unicorn births. Oh, and never mind that gigantic crack in the earth that's about to drop half the state into the Pacific...
"Tremor? What tremor? I don't feel anything."
California is considered the environmental vanguard of government in the United States...
I thought they were considered the Giant Granola Bar.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:51
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My firm hope is that people, sorry, I mean rational people living in California will realize they can be just as happy somewhwere else and begin moving out in droves and come 2010 California will lose representatives, either that or the shear left tilt will cause it to crack off and fall into the ocean like a modern day Atlantis.
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