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Time for a PETA chuckle:
A chicken wing? What happened to dissecting frogs and mice? What the hell are you supposed to learn about anatomy from chopping up an hors d'oeuvre?
If a kid's an idiot, chances are good the parents are idiots, too. Good job, Duane; you've successfully raised an idle lump of protoplasm who shows every promise of contributing absolutely nothing useful to the human race. I wonder if she's interning with the Department of Lunatic Ideas at PETA. If so, she'll be running the place inside of a year.
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(Hat-tip to Derek M.)
The former Jennifer Thornburg — whose driver's license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout — wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools.
The 19-year-old's new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.
The Asheville High School graduate who's working in Virginia said she began opposing dissections in middle school after a class assignment to cut up a chicken wing made her uncomfortable.
A chicken wing? What happened to dissecting frogs and mice? What the hell are you supposed to learn about anatomy from chopping up an hors d'oeuvre?
"It will take me a while," said her dad, Duane Thornburg, who lives in Daytona Beach, Fla. "She's still Jennifer to me. I understand why she's done it. Believe it or not, I totally respect it."
If a kid's an idiot, chances are good the parents are idiots, too. Good job, Duane; you've successfully raised an idle lump of protoplasm who shows every promise of contributing absolutely nothing useful to the human race. I wonder if she's interning with the Department of Lunatic Ideas at PETA. If so, she'll be running the place inside of a year.
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(Hat-tip to Derek M.)
posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:21
1 Comments:
Where are those activist judges that take a stand on the stupid...oh yea, they only rule stupidly, not stop stipidity.
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