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Thursday, August 07, 2008

Weathermaster 3000 malfunction?

Southern California Hot Spot Hits 812 Degrees, Baffles Experts

An unexplained "thermal anomaly" caused a patch of land in Ventura County, just north of Los Angeles, to reach a temperature of over 800 degrees on Friday, baffling experts who have been monitoring the area for weeks.


I thought you were pointing this at the poles so all the ice would melt?

posted by davis14633 at 06:46

3 Comments:

Blogger Churt(Elfkind) said...

Ha!! They think it's some kind of underground fire. What will they say when they figure out it's the bug zapper magnifying glass on the Weathermaster 3000. Please, all laugh with me. Waahahahahahahaha!!!! Me and Jar are competing with it to see who can get it to 1000 degrees first. He's winning at the moment with the 800+ attempt but I'll get it to 1000 first.

07:21  
Blogger Jar(egg)head said...

Damn. That was supposed to be the winning attempt. Need more powdered hippies in the fuel...

08:34  
Blogger Churt(Elfkind) said...

I'm trying to figure out how to tap into Al "Hypocrite" Gore's energy usage. If I can get even a 1 percent return from his usage there's no telling how high I'll get it. And imagine if I get like 10 percent return. HA!! The Deathstar will look like a tinker toy firing plastic darts. Mwaahahahahahahhaha!!!

08:56  

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