No Oxy, All Morons

Some of you may be familiar with the Wizbang blog. It's a "wide-net" sort of blogspace, encompassing many different areas of interest, broken up into semi-discrete sections, similar to a newspaper.

The news commentary portion of the site trends strongly toward the conservative side of the political spectrum, and there are several good writers. The best of them, in my opinion, is Jay Tea. He frequently sinks his linguistic fangs into the clueless and deluded, and it's always amusing to see.

In his latest, he takes Islam to task. Here's an excerpt:

A long time ago, I was in a training class when the instructor brought up oxymorons. He tossed out the standard examples -- jumbo shrimp, pretty ugly, military intelligence, and so on. I offered my personal favorite:

Microsoft Works.

I got a gold star for that one.

Anyway, I think I now have one that puts even that one to shame:

Islamic Thinkers Society.

Because if there's one Society that is utterly inimical to thought, to debate, to inquisition, to challenging fundamental precepts, to making breakthroughs, it has to be Islam.

Islam itself is a derivative faith. One sociopathic, pedophilic lunatic took the tenets of Judaism and Christianity and grafted his own psychoses on top of it, instantly demoting the other two faiths as subsidiary, incomplete, and sadly lacking.

The Muslims are also the only people today who explicitly prescribe the death penalty for things such as heresy and apostasy -- saying things that contradict Islam, and leaving the faith. In both cases, it's simple thuggery -- you WILL NOT question us, or we will put you to death.

So, "Islamic Thinkers?"

That's a pretty good one. Even funnier than "guest host" and even more obscene than "UN Peacekeepers."

Well said, sir!

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