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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Die, Pig!

The eco-fascists will now tell your children when they should die -- so that they don't use more than their "fair share" of the planet's resources, you understand.

Liberalism and totalitarianism not only are compatible, they were birthed from the same mother. The two philosophies also share a common goal, though they often approach it from opposite directions.

UPDATE: I took the test. Apparently, I should have died at the age of 2.1 years. I'm delighted to disappoint them.

Note the disproportionate effect your spending habits have on the size of the pig. Capitalism and consumer-based economies are EVIL where green-freaks are concerned. That's because those systems were created to improve the human condition, something they've done very successfully.

Environmental activists, however, are by definition self-loathing misanthropes. They're pathetic little figures, desperately searching for a meaning to their existence -- even if that meaning is self-induced oblivion. It's kind of sad, really.

3 Comments:

Blogger davis14633 said...

I should die at 3.3 years old since I put in a compost heap this spring. Paying for dirt just irks me, and my kids do the recycling. I think the thing that is truely disgusting is that this is geared to kids, and is meant to scare the crap out of them about how "wasteful" they are. Fucking nut job eco-terrorists

13:03  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.3! My carbon footprint makes yours look like a whinny little girly-girl.

Traveling for business is apparently really freakin’ evil. It's better if you live in the woods and eat your own feces to survive.

-Kenny

13:25  
Blogger Churt(Elfkind) said...

And here we thought it was just science fiction.

From wikipedia:
"Logan's Run is a novel by William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson. Published in 1967, it depicts a dystopian future society in which population and the consumption of resources is managed and maintained in equilibrium by the simple expedient of demanding the death of everyone upon reaching a particular age, thus avoiding the issue of overpopulation. The story follows the actions of Logan, a Deep Sleep Operative or "Sandman" charged with enforcing the rule, as he "runs" from society's lethal demand."

13:56  

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