Mooo!
The cowpeople cometh:
Would that be more or less "monstrous" than instigating the Thirty Years War? More or less "monstrous" than selling the papacy to the highest bidder? More or less "monstrous" than fucking little boys in the ass?
Besides, maybe the results of developed embryos will be cowgirls.
The first hybrid embryos in Europe - a blend of human and cow DNA - have been created by scientists in Newcastle.
The milestone, which is political rather than scientific, will trigger a furore, since the advance comes a month before MPs are to debate the future of such research, which has been condemned by the Catholic Church as "monstrous".
Would that be more or less "monstrous" than instigating the Thirty Years War? More or less "monstrous" than selling the papacy to the highest bidder? More or less "monstrous" than fucking little boys in the ass?
Besides, maybe the results of developed embryos will be cowgirls.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 13:11
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You missed the big picture. This is just a part of the Bovine conspiracy. What has kept the hoofed Fascists from ruling the world? Opposable thumbs, thats what. They will be able to overpower guards and use guns and tanks and even order from Chik-fil-la! With the mixing of human and bovine DNA their hopes of world domination could come to fruition!
Prepare to rise up and defend yourself from our uddered oppresors.
Ah, poor misguided soul. It's not at all the way you think. That's just a double-blind deception. In reality, this is a joint secret program between CIA and MI6 to create an infiltration commando. These elite specialists will be used to assassinate high-level leaders within the Bovine Conspiracy.
I trust all has become clear to you now, yes? Good. Go back to looking at the cowgirl. =oP
That sounds great an equalizer in the Bovine wars. But can a cowgirl be trusted not to switch sides...you know like every 28 days or so?
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