Apathy Curve: We're All Gonna DIE!

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Monday, March 31, 2008

We're All Gonna DIE!

Forget global warming; this is instantaneous planetary death:

The creators of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), the world's biggest particle accelerator, are being sued in a Hawaii federal court on the grounds that the project could have planet-destroying effects. Detractors worry that the collider could create mini black holes that last long enough to suck in matter all around it.

How, you ask, could something so small create so much suck? For a comparison, we can turn to a diagram of the brain of the average registered Democrat... unfortunately, it's too small to see.

Labels: hysteria

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Wow!!! If this is true, what are the chances we can get a few built in California, Venezuela and Iran?; 08:32