A handy website listing all predicted "End of the World" scenarios to date. For those dull days when the Earth just keeps going and you feel the need to run around in a panic.
Well I'm glad to see they didn't leave the SubGenius X-Day out of the list. Of course the saucers didn't land on July 5th, 1998. But there are two clear explanations for this.
1) The Church announced that mistakenly "it had got the year upside down" and that X-Day will actually take place in 8661.
2) Or the most frequently provided explanation: "the calendar is wrong and July 5th, 1998 has not really arrived yet." Which is why the Church holds it's yearly celebration on or around July 5th of each year to celebrate X-day and greet the arrival of the anticipated alien "Sex Goddesses."
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Well I'm glad to see they didn't leave the SubGenius X-Day out of the list. Of course the saucers didn't land on July 5th, 1998. But there are two clear explanations for this.
1) The Church announced that mistakenly "it had got the year upside down" and that X-Day will actually take place in 8661.
2) Or the most frequently provided explanation: "the calendar is wrong and July 5th, 1998 has not really arrived yet." Which is why the Church holds it's yearly celebration on or around July 5th of each year to celebrate X-day and greet the arrival of the anticipated alien "Sex Goddesses."
My favorite is the "Church of Yahweh(tm)" yes, the trademarked church of the apocolypse.
And of course there's a generous helping of Slack built into X-Day.
I am none too certain the Sex Goddesses are thrilled with the prospect of there being any manner of "slack" being a part of their arrival.
*SMuTTY SMiRK*
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