Falling Prophets
It's rockin' Jesus!
Well... sure. It's so obvious.
Oh, I don't think we need to bother the nice scientists about that, Terrance. How 'bout we go for a ride in this shiny white van, huh? Yeah, sure... we'll stop at McDonald's. Just hop in the back; there's a good boy.
"There was this cracking sound, and it was really loud," Terrance Cotton said.
A meteorite crashed into his yard.
"I heard a voice, and it said, 'Look and see if you can see a face,'" he said. "And I looked, and I saw an image of Jesus Christ."
Well... sure. It's so obvious.
"I believe science needs to take a look at this and study it to see what it means," Cotton said.
Oh, I don't think we need to bother the nice scientists about that, Terrance. How 'bout we go for a ride in this shiny white van, huh? Yeah, sure... we'll stop at McDonald's. Just hop in the back; there's a good boy.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 09:38
3 Comments:
I think the guy may be a little smarter than you think. I see some bidding action on ebay in his future! :-)
I looked..saw nothing...squinted, zip. Drank a beer, nada. Smoked some Ganja, bupkiss.. Electrocuted myself by throwing Christmas lights onto power lines...I SEE IT NOW!
All those Renaissance painters really got it wrong! Jesus's face actually looks like a rhino's behind.
"Several people have offered to buy it for thousands of dollars, Cotton said."
I can't decide who is the bigger idiot, the potential buyers or Cottton for not selling it off in a heartbeat already.
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