Annoying Pests

A newspaper writer decided to substitute "teen" for "squirrel" in a pest-removal advertisement and publish it as a column. Hey, it's easy and funny; I'm just mad I didn't think of it first.

While many people think teens are adorable, clever little creatures, homeowners know them to be destructive, dangerous, loud and annoyingly persistent pests. Teens can cause significant damage now and leave your home vulnerable to hazards later on.

Then there is that constant, nightly racket you have to endure. Once you discover you have a teen infestation, call us immediately to discuss ways to get rid of them.

We will emphasize the importance of teen-proofing your home. Believe us when we tell you that if you don't seal up the access points the teens used to get into your house, you will have more teens return to your home!

One question we often get is, "What do you do with the teens after you remove them?"

Actually, the teens aren't removed; we just seal your house while they are away so that they cannot return. Once the teens realize they can't get back in, they will go look for a new dwelling. They are quite the resourceful little creatures.

Or you could just remove their nuts.