Suicide Bomber
Attacked!
Which I assure you was its evil intent, deputy! You should be out looking for the accomplices of the foul beast. Do you think these things happen in a vacuum? And I can't believe you allowed it to be euthanized before a full interrogation. Whose side are you on?!
A cow plunged from a 200-foot (61-metre) cliff onto the hood of a minivan on a highway in central Washington state, according to police.
The car's occupants, Charles and Linda Everson, were not hurt in Sunday's accident, but the cow was euthanized at the scene.
"If the cow had fallen a split second later, the animal would have landed right in their laps," said Jeff Middleton, criminal deputy of the Chelan County Sheriff's Department.
Which I assure you was its evil intent, deputy! You should be out looking for the accomplices of the foul beast. Do you think these things happen in a vacuum? And I can't believe you allowed it to be euthanized before a full interrogation. Whose side are you on?!
posted by Jar(egg)head at 11:40
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The truth is out there. It was a clearly a fatal training accident with a new paratrooper recruit from the 3rd Flying Bovine Division ("Hell's Heffers: Mily White Death from Above"), part of the Cow Liberation Front. Of course, we'd never know what's really going on because it all sounds like this: "Moo Moo, moooo moo mooooo moo-moo moo. Moo moo moooooo. Moo MooMoo Moooooo. Mooo moo mooo moomoomooo mooooooooooooo moo, Hillary Clinton."
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