Paris Protests Pickled Pachyderms
What?!
Paris Hilton. Elephants. Drunken rampage. I can think of only one favorable result from the confluence of those three items. This wasn't it.
At least she has a firm grasp on the intricacies of the problem:
He's probably drunk. Or looking for an employer who isn't a walking lobotomy advertisement. I'd imagine "garbage truck driver" is moving rapidly upward on his list of preferred career changes.
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(Hat-tip to Kerri M.)
Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.
Paris Hilton. Elephants. Drunken rampage. I can think of only one favorable result from the confluence of those three items. This wasn't it.
At least she has a firm grasp on the intricacies of the problem:
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said...
Her publicist couldn't immediately be reached for comment Tuesday.
He's probably drunk. Or looking for an employer who isn't a walking lobotomy advertisement. I'd imagine "garbage truck driver" is moving rapidly upward on his list of preferred career changes.
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(Hat-tip to Kerri M.)
posted by Jar(egg)head at 12:06
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