Pugilistic Peacock Proves to be Poofter?
Assaulted:
I don't know about its sexual preferences, but the bird certainly doesn't seem to like Toyota products.
An aristocrat claims a peacock caused £4,000 damage to a blue Lexus car - by trying to have sex with it. He has...put up warning signs at Maunsel House, in Somerset, after the "peacock blue" Lexus was scratched and dented by the amorous bird.
The incident proves the bird is gay, according to Sir Benjamin, because peahens are brown and only males are blue. He says the male damaged the car because it looked like "another peacock boy".
I don't know about its sexual preferences, but the bird certainly doesn't seem to like Toyota products.
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