Holy Humongous Hole!
It's gone, Jim:
How do they know? That it's not a giant ball of this ever-elusive "dark matter," I mean? After all, we're told over and over and over (and over) that it can't be seen, heard, touched, or tasted in any way, but is there nonetheless. Couldn't this be the motherlode of dark matter?
For that matter, how do they know it's not a giant black hole, consuming galaxies like Rosie O'Donnell in a Twinkie factory? It could be the very center of suck in the universe... well, actually that title is already taken by Rosie O'Donnell.
Astronomers have stumbled upon a tremendous hole in the universe. That's got them scratching their heads about what's just not there. The cosmic blank spot has no stray stars, no galaxies, no sucking black holes, not even mysterious dark matter.
How do they know? That it's not a giant ball of this ever-elusive "dark matter," I mean? After all, we're told over and over and over (and over) that it can't be seen, heard, touched, or tasted in any way, but is there nonetheless. Couldn't this be the motherlode of dark matter?
For that matter, how do they know it's not a giant black hole, consuming galaxies like Rosie O'Donnell in a Twinkie factory? It could be the very center of suck in the universe... well, actually that title is already taken by Rosie O'Donnell.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 07:41
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