Duck & Cover
A nice little game of Hide-n-Whimper:
Oh, waaaah! My entire generation was regaled daily with dire warnings that the Soviets were going to turn us all into flash-fried kidlets. But everything would be all right, we were told, if we cowered under our particleboard desks. Those things are nuke-proof, you know...
A dose of minor trauma now and then is healthy for the little squirrels. Good for the circulation and it keeps 'em on their toes.
Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables.
But parents of the sixth-grade students were outraged. "The children were in that room in the dark, begging for their lives, because they thought there was someone with a gun after them said Brandy Cole, whose son went on the trip."
After the lights went out, about 20 kids started to cry, 11-year-old Shay Naylor said. "I was like, 'Oh My God,' " she said. "At first I thought I was going to die. We flipped out."
Oh, waaaah! My entire generation was regaled daily with dire warnings that the Soviets were going to turn us all into flash-fried kidlets. But everything would be all right, we were told, if we cowered under our particleboard desks. Those things are nuke-proof, you know...
A dose of minor trauma now and then is healthy for the little squirrels. Good for the circulation and it keeps 'em on their toes.
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