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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

We're All Gonna Die (in Writhing Pain)

Run for the hills!

A superbug that causes infections resulting in lesions, bleeding pneumonia and, in rare cases, flesh-eating disease is poised to "emerge in force" across Canada, infectious disease experts warn.

What is this hideous killer? It's Staphylococcus aureus--also known as staph infection.

Yes, we're all going to be consumed alive by staph infections. Horror.

We now return you to the regularly-scheduled global warming panic. And stop staring at those birds; they nearly flu away.

posted by Jar(egg)head at 10:17

1 Comments:

Blogger Churt(Elfkind) said...

*cough(bad)* *cough(pun)* But still somewhat humorous.

11:37  

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