Apathy Curve: Bailed Out

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Bailed Out

Hiding in plain sight:

33-year-old Brian D. Valentino, of East James Street in Syracuse, was being transported by Manlius Police to the Justice Center Jail around 11:15 am.

Police say he unbuckled his seatbelt, kicked out the rear passenger side window, and lunged head-first out of the moving car.

The officer driving the car and a Syracuse Police Officer chased Valentino towards South State Street after he jumped out of the car, and lost him around the corner of the Sheriff’s Office.

By 11:20 am, Valentino was taken into custody by Sheriff’s Deputies, who saw him wearing handcuffs in the Sheriff’s Office lobby.

"Hah! They'll never find me here!"

StupidPrison™ for you, buddy. Face the camera and say "situational awareness."

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