Losing the Beer War
China has once again edged out the United States in total beer consumption.
This is unacceptable. You slack-jawed, sandbaggin' maggots had best start drinking more beer. I'm holding up my end already, but I'll carry a couple of you teetotaling weaklings if I have to. Dedication and focus on the mission are the keys.
So step away from that glass of water and pop another beer. Because a fourth loss in a row is not an acceptable outcome, you lazy sons of bitches!
This is unacceptable. You slack-jawed, sandbaggin' maggots had best start drinking more beer. I'm holding up my end already, but I'll carry a couple of you teetotaling weaklings if I have to. Dedication and focus on the mission are the keys.
So step away from that glass of water and pop another beer. Because a fourth loss in a row is not an acceptable outcome, you lazy sons of bitches!
posted by Jar(egg)head at 15:16
3 Comments:
I'm doing my best, but any increase in consumption would probably qualify me for alcoholic status. It's curious that Kirin ran the study as the Japanese/Chinese relationship is still pretty strained even 4 years after the war. Besides, Tsingtao and Shangai both produce pretty good beer on the mainland.
oops. make that 40 years......
damn, try 60. What was that I was saying about my beer consumption????
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