Apathy Curve: That's Not a Gun...

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

That's Not a Gun...

A 19-year old punk in Knoxville attempted to steal a car--by holding up the car dealer wearing the NRA cap:

Presented with the sales paperwork, the man pulled a .25-caliber handgun from his pocket...

[Salesman Greg] Lambert, a National Rifle Association member who has a ball cap from the group and has offered free rifles with car purchases in the past, was ready with his own .380-caliber pistol.

You've been out-calibered, son. What now?

"I think I got a bit of a drop on him. I told him to drop his weapon, and he said he didn't want trouble."

The suspect fled, but left behind his driver's license.

Ah. StupidPrison™ then, is it? Very well; face the camera and say "Second Amendment."

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