Thugville

Exercising keen skills of observation, the management of a San Antonio apartment complex finally figured out what was causing their skyrocketing crime rate: Katrina "refugees." So they solved the problem in the most expedient manner-- by kicking the lot of them to the curb.

Observed one of the "refugees":

"I'm getting tired of this, dog," he said. "I'm sick of it. They act like we damned criminals. We got a lease. We citizens."

Poor thing. I'll bet he reads himself to sleep with Shakespearean plays and treatises on quantum physics every night. Perhaps the ACLU should get involved. After all, he's got rats...er, I mean rights.

Of course, this hasn't happened anywhere else. Oh, wait... yes it has: my wife and I are living in one! But we have an even better solution: buy a house in a neighborhood the thugs can't afford--and with no apartment complexes in a five mile radius.

White flight? Not necessarily. White-collar flight? You betcha.