Milking It

Spoiled rotten:

A plastic bottle with foul-smelling contents that was found in a men's bathroom at Swartz Creek High School two weeks ago prompted an evacuation and a visit by the bomb squad. But lab results show that the bottle contained spoiled milk.

Because bombs are nearly always foul-smelling and in small milk bottles.

Two police officers and three members of the bomb squad refused to go near it or touch it

::snicker::

There are some of your "brave heroes."

Swartz Creek Police Chief Rick Clolinger said the milk was inside a clear, nearly 16-ounce water bottle.

"I know that after the fact it makes us look on the silly side, that we sent kids home because of spoiled milk on the shelf," Clolinger said. "But all of the right decisions were made."

"Nearly 16-ounces!" What a terrifying threat.

It doesn't make you look silly; you are silly. And incompetent. If those are what you call "right decisions," I don't think you understand the problem.