Hot Girl on the Couch
Or a couch burning for girls... or something:
Meet your new girlfriend, Matthew. His name is Leroy. He likes to cuddle.
Ok, not really. He actually prefers unlubricated ass-raping. Ya'll have fun now, hear?
Matthew Damsky admitted to lighting a couch on fire at the Academic Village Dorms last week. Damsky told officers he hoped he would be able to meet women as the building was being evacuated.
He was arrested for arson and booked in to the Orange County Jail.
Meet your new girlfriend, Matthew. His name is Leroy. He likes to cuddle.
Ok, not really. He actually prefers unlubricated ass-raping. Ya'll have fun now, hear?
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