Dim Bulb
This "Technology Writer" for the Associated Press is a certified genius:
Revelation! Bring forth the heralds and sound the trumpets! This earth-changing insight must be conveyed throughout the kingdom at once!
Of course, if you read further down, you see that he's trying to recharge an iPod with the silly thing. That explains a lot, actually.
Those people who walk around all day with earphones stuck in their ears have psychological issues. There's something inherently arrogant about it, as if they're implying that the rest of the world is unimportant and unworthy of their attention.
On the bright side, they make great hit-and-run targets.
(Hat-tip to Pete K.)
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Revelation! Bring forth the heralds and sound the trumpets! This earth-changing insight must be conveyed throughout the kingdom at once!
Of course, if you read further down, you see that he's trying to recharge an iPod with the silly thing. That explains a lot, actually.
Those people who walk around all day with earphones stuck in their ears have psychological issues. There's something inherently arrogant about it, as if they're implying that the rest of the world is unimportant and unworthy of their attention.
On the bright side, they make great hit-and-run targets.
(Hat-tip to Pete K.)
posted by Jar(egg)head at 15:28
1 Comments:
Umm actually the rest of the world is unimportant and unworthy of my attention
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