Short Round
Some professor at Cornell got really bored and dove off into a MADD-sponsored "research" study:
OhMyGod! I had 3.75 beers instead of my anticipated three beers! We're all gonna die!
For you idiots who may have missed it, (I'm talking to you, MADD), the Eighteenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America was repealed in 1933. Unless you think you can entice a three-quarters majority of State legislatures to repeal the 21st Amendment, (hint: you can't), go sit in the corner and mumble quietly to yourselves. I'm sick of tolerating your obsessive droolings.
People tend to unwittingly pour more alcohol into short, wide glasses compared to tall, skinny ones -- meaning two cocktails from a squat tumbler might actually pack the punch of 2 1/2 drinks.
That extra splash of alcohol per glass can add up. Drinking a quarter more alcohol per drink could even skew calculations of bar patrons and partygoers trying to stick to one cocktail an hour.
OhMyGod! I had 3.75 beers instead of my anticipated three beers! We're all gonna die!
For you idiots who may have missed it, (I'm talking to you, MADD), the Eighteenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America was repealed in 1933. Unless you think you can entice a three-quarters majority of State legislatures to repeal the 21st Amendment, (hint: you can't), go sit in the corner and mumble quietly to yourselves. I'm sick of tolerating your obsessive droolings.
posted by Jar(egg)head at 01:30
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