Rael-ly Hot Chick

You may recall the article from last week about the Raelian UFO nutjobs and their psuedo-cloning claims. I'd just like to recap with a brief excerpt from the article:

the sect uses sex as a recruitment tool, targeting people most likely to sympathize with its message that aliens populated the world...

"There are a lot of people (at these seminars) who believe in aliens, and all these beautiful women who will have sex with you even though you're a dork,"

This is one of their leaders and "beautiful women":

After witnessing that photograph, a terrifying thought crossed my mind... I think there may be a twisted, obscene half-truth behind their claims of aliens:

They're the aliens--and their hive ship is on the way! Run for your lives! Er... of course, I don't know where you'd run to, if they're coming from space. In lieu of a solution to that vexing problem, just run around in circles and scream mindless gibberish until the life is sucked out of you--kind of like the Democratic National Convention, but with even more life-sucking evil creatures.